There are so many places in Las Vegas where the Eels could play a terrific show. The best venue in town is currently the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay. It is large enough to accommodate a great band like the Eels and small enough so fans get a personal experience. Another common location to rock bands to play is the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. The Joint, their internal venue, is a little grungy, though. Of course, maybe that's just what we need.

Additionally, the band could perform the inaugural show in my backyard. With little notice, the yard could be hosed down to keep the dust down and the spare bedroom could be converted into a "hospitality suite." The house features hot and cold running water, two TVs, and a washer room. Plus valet parking.