How to get to Las Vegas? Easy...From Los Angeles:

• Get onto CA-110 S.
• Take the AVE 26 exit.
• Turn LEFT onto W AVENUE 26.
• Take the I-5 S/GOLDEN STATE FWY SOUTH ramp.
• Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto I-5 SOUTH RAMP.
• Merge onto I-5 S.
• Take the I-10/SAN BERNARDINO FWY exit towards SAN BERNARDINO.
• Merge onto I-10 E.
• Take the I-15 N exit towards BARSTOW/LAS VEGAS.
• Merge onto I-15 N.
• Take the exit on the left.
• Merge onto I-15 N.
• Take the FLAMINGO ROAD exit- exit number 38.
• Keep RIGHT at the fork in the ramp.
• Merge onto E FLAMINGO RD.
• Take E FLAMINGO RD to CABANA, then to my house.

Or, just hop on a plane. Either way, I'll have cookies and Pepsi waiting.